'Today' Reporter Paddles in Shallow Water

In light of the media’s convergence on the president’s ‘staged’ conference with soldiers in Iraq story, I am happy to report to you that the TODAY show, co-hosted by left-wing enthusiast Katie Choric, has been caught red-handed with its head up its own ass. Michelle Kosinski, paddling in a canoe, was reporting live from Wayne, New Jersey, where flooding had supposedly occurred, for the TODAY Show program when two men walking behind her revealed the waters she was floating to be less then ankle-deep. A spokeswoman for the television news program has written the incident off as another inadvertently funny moment in television history and not misleading to the public in any way. Do you suppose that the ankle-deep water was allegorical for journalistic integrity? Now that is what I call humor.