Gore: "If I were President ..."

Geez, five years later and he has yet to let go of the lie. You keep at it, Al! One of these days Bush will crack and will hand the presidency right over to you. Former-vice president of the United States and inventor of the internet Al Gore announced to his constituents, also known as the left-wing media, that he would not run for president again. BUT (come on, this is Al Gore after all – you knew there had to be more to it then this) he insisted that if he HAD been president, “We would not have invaded a country that didn't attack us (you are right, Al – damn Bush and his warmongers for not waiting until Saddam actually bombed us with chemical and biological weapons, thus killing thousands, if not millions, of innocent Americans before we went after him – makes total sense to me). We would not be trying to control and intimidate the news media (I’m sorry if the left-wing media is losing sleep over the thought of conservatives in pajamas doing the job journalists should be doing, which would be investigating the truth, but them are the breaks). We would not be routinely torturing people (poor Michael Moore in celebrity fat camp, also known as a four-star resort and health spa – what a rotten country we live in). We would be a different country (yeah, we’d be seriously f*cked – that’s for sure)”.