May 2005 Box Office Predictions
House of Wax
Are American teenagers dumb enough to be lured into yet another horror-remake in which nearly everyone except the sweating, though still sizzling hot, heroine and quite possibly her boy-toy hottie are expected to be killed by the midway portion of the picture? Toss in Paris Hilton and that’s a done deal (but, honestly, those horny bastards that will undoubtedly be in the audience, you would be better off saving yourself the money and downloading a certain video off the internet then to sit through this trash-heap just to see Hilton in her underwear) Though I predict this will not be a tremendous success for the studio, the fact that it will end up making money in spite of its blaring shittyness will be a victory in itself for Warner Brothers.
Opening Weekend - $12.1 million, Domestic Gross - $45 million
Kingdom of Heaven
Watching the commercials for this film you would think you were looking at a sequel to Gladiator. Judging by the early reviews of the film from a majority of the critics who have taken in preview screenings of the Ridley Scott picture seem to agree with that early assessment. Being the first major blockbuster of the summer season, not to mention teen-hunk Orlando Bloom’s first leading role, this will have a decent box office return in its opening weekend but don’t expect it to approach anywhere near the level of popularity or acclaim that Gladiator had going for it four years ago. Hell, I would not be surprised if this is forgotten entirely by year’s end.
Opening Weekend - $51 million, Domestic Gross - $165 million
Monster-in-Law
Opening Weekend - $15 million, Domestic Gross - $65 million
Unleashed
Opening Weekend - $18 million, Domestic Gross - $55 million
Kicking & Screaming
Opening Weekend - $32 million, Domestic Gross - $95 million
Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
Opening Weekend - $95 million, Domestic Gross - $370 million
The Longest Yard
Seriously, is this the summer of feature films that look as though they could easily be passed off as sequels to recent films? Does The Longest Yard not come as The Waterboy II? Alright, it is an Adam Sandler film after all, so you just need to remember to leave your brain at the door and you will be fine. All and all, this does not look too bad on paper but appearances can be quite deceiving and I find Chris Rock irritatingly annoying, more so since the Oscar debacle this past March, so this one could honestly go either way for me. Expect a large turnout opening weekend and then the all too common post-fan rush freefall of fifty to sixty percent the following weekend.
Opening Weekend - $51 million, Domestic Gross - $150 million
Madagascar
Man, if you truly have a problem listening to Chris Rock this weekend then you are quite honestly out of luck, now aren’t you? I have no reservations that this film will be a hit with the family demographic who will by this time be clamoring for a child-friendly picture now that the Star Wars film has been slapped with the PG-13 rating … yeah, I know but those soccer mothers make a big deal out of it, so let us just assume that is the case. There is just something about this film that rubs me the wrong way, beside the increasingly annoying Chris Rock of course. Perhaps it’s the film’s “stylistic” animation design or maybe it’s its storyline which sound eerily familiar to the now deceased Disney computer animation project that I can not recall what it was called now. Does not matter all that much since the children will eat it up no matter how badly it stinks.
Opening Weekend - $45 million, Domestic Gross - $145 million
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