Cruise Ship Crew Fends Off Pirate Hijack Attempt

The article claims that pirates from Kenya are becoming bolder and more ambitious in their efforts but I say they’re pretty incompetent. I mean, wouldn’t it have made more sense to attack a Disney Cruise liner. They could have taken the ship to the cleaners and everyone would have thought it was part of the show. “Oh honey, isn’t that cute?! Give him something. Oh, don’t worry. We’ll get it right back. It’s Disney!”

I’m joking by the way.