Thursday, November 3, 2005

The Warrior has Alexander Shaking in his Shoes

If The Warrior is an act of desperation concocted by the Marquette University College Republicans as Ryan Alexander so boldly claims, why does he appear to fear it so much? Professor John McAdams reveals that Mr. Alexander sent a private e-mail to Marquette University College Democrats on how to counter The Warrior newspaper. If The Warrior is an act of disparity, does it make sense to put all this effort to oppose it? Why not let it die by its own means? Why play God? Oh, I’m sorry … this is the College Democrats we are talking about after all. Their approval of abortion and assisted suicide or cold blooded murder (Terri Schiavo), depending on how you looked at it, not to mention radical environmentalism demonstrates they approve of usurping the role of God, so this is kind of their specialty. Thankfully Mr. Alexander falls short of endorsing the practice of stealing newspapers by his fellow College Democrats, although to be honest this is merely a means in which he can cover his ass and not lift a finger or have a finger pointed at him should someone decide to do something radical. Alexander however encourages his fellow comrades to go out to the masses and proclaim to everyone that The Warrior is not real news and should be discouraged. God knows, human beings are incapable of deciding for themselves what is right and what is wrong. This is why Stalin gave us Democrats! They have taken it upon themselves, as their party’s mission, to boss people around like the Communists they are and tell them what they can and can not read. The party of diversity my ass!