What is the World Coming To ...

... When an astrologer from Russia sues NASA for blowing a hole in a comet this past Fourth of July which she claims disturbed the balancing forces of the universe. Let's get this straight - by having a judge rule in your favor and banging his little wooden gavel, the forces of the universe will automatically balance themselves out once again? If that is not true then what point is there in suing NASA?

... When a man from Illinois must register as a sexual offender for grabbing a fourteen year old girl's arm to chastise her for walking in front of his car, causing him to swerve to avoid hitting her.