Sex on the Farm

What has the world come to when sick and demented events such as the following are occurring out there?

First up, a man from Seattle has been declared dead after reportedly having sex with a horse on July 2nd, 2005. Albeit a sad and bizarre event for sure, the funniest line comes straight from the Seattle Times article covering the incident:

"Deputies don't believe a crime occurred because bestiality is not illegal in Washington state and the horse was uninjured"

Thank God the horse walked away unharmed. For a minute there I was worried. I am sure he is in for a load of post-traumatic therapy and animal counseling but here is hoping he can make a full and safe recovery.

And finally, a blind man from Tallahassee has been accused of having sex with his guide dog.