Madonna Snubs America

In spite of the fervent hopes of millions of Americans that a reconciliation could be reached in due time (yes, this is called sarcasm, ladies and gentlemen), Madonna has snubbed the land of her birth in a recent interview stating, “I love England and want to be here and not in America. I see England as my home”. Normally a situation such as this would have me insisting that the other country can keep her but with England having come under attack from al Qaeda in recent weeks, this is the last bit of news they need right now.